At Times I Am Downright Maniacal

An adventure in bending the truth.

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Jun 24 2008

Insomnimania

Published by asnosmaniac at 10:56 am under Humor, Misc., Writing Edit This

Sleep. You fickle bitch. I don’t need you! You’ve been a bit of a flake lately anyway. You don’t come over til way late, for starts. Where are you all night? You’re off someplace and I’m sitting up at home waiting for you. You finally traipse in around three or four in the morning and then you bend me to your whims until the next afternoon? Bah! Whatever!

So you didn’t come over last night. Where were you? Don’t answer that, I don’t care. I don’t NEED YOU. I had a lovely evening (morning) of video games and movies. I must have watched three or four movies already today and it’s only eleven! Ok sure I can’t remember what all the movies were. I think I watched something before Knocked Up, but I’m not sure. But who cares! I can have a good time without you. I’m fine without you! I don’t need you!

…please come back.

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