Oct 18 2008
Bradgelina to adopt again!
It was a startling day at the Bradgelina home today as the couple announced their intent to adopt again.
“We have so much love to give,” said Angelina Jolie when approached for comment. “We don’t see why we shouldn’t give it to as many children as possible.”
Jolie is already the busy mother of six, but that didn’t come close to stopping her from signing the adoption papers on another five children from several different countries. Brad Pitt was more than happy to talk to the press outside his trailer on the set of his new movie, What’s the deal with you and George Clooney, anyway?
“Adoption is way important to Angelina. It’s more than just saving children from terrible living conditions. It’s like a hobby, y’know? She said she wants our family to be like a sort of nationality sampler platter and I couldn’t be more excited about it.”
The five children are indeed from all over the globe. The Pitts are now the proud and legal guardians of a boy from Russia, a boy from South Africa, a girl from North Korea, a boy from Iceland, and a girl from Canada who allegedly didn’t want to leave her birth parents. Furthermore, Angelina was approached leaving the downtown office of her attorney where she announced that they were working on the final paperwork for a sixth adoption: a 37-year-old man from Iowa.
“Dale is great,” she said, “very energetic and so full of knowledge. He studied art history at Iowa State. There’s a lot he can teach us. And what better way for him to do that than as our son?”
When we called the attorney’s office for more information he told us he could not spare time for an interview as he was busy with the paperwork for the next adoption- a three year old tiger named Sammy.
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